Best Worst Reviews

7th Nov 2011

This is not what I expected; I had seen the television show Tool Time with Tim Allen and on one of the shows, actor’s portrayed men from a construction site using their tools to create music. While it may seem strange that I would want to hear Christmas music played by power tools; I just didn’t want to hear another round of the barking dogs barking out Jingle Bells played over and over and - again on my neighbors music system which he so kindly installs out side in the yard during the holiday season, so that we can all share some Christmas Cheer (God Bless him he really does try). I just thought to give him some competition on the share the Christmas Cheer thing, well maybe next year somebody will record some Christmas music using chain saws and I can get in line to purchase them.

21st Oct 2011 | Nº 2

Jane Eyre - There has never been, and will never be, a worse book.

Amazon.com

Endless, pointless description. DESCRIPTION, DESCRIPTION, DESCRIPTION!!! The entire book is written in stupid metaphors. The few places where there is actually any dialogue bore the reader to tears. Honestly, i think that this is dubbed a classic simply because it is older than sand. Gee, maybe if I just go out and slop a few words down on a piece of paper, it’ll be a classic in 160 years! It’ll be required of every high school sophomore, like this idiotic “story.” Excuse me now, I’m off to begin my masterpiece. I’m sure it’ll be better than this.

14th Oct 2011 | Nº 9

Stir - Cooking Classes

Boston, MA

I’ve been told I have a worrysome penchant for cold weather, and after buying new mittens I decided to take a gander at Stir. Horrible. Our chef was Deborah, who for the life of her couldn’t fix her collar straight. If visual appearance isn’t a tidy remark, I’m not sure what is. The food was excellent. Everything was excellent. But there’s just this thing about collars which is if they’re not done right, it ruins the whole experience. Thus, I am limited to applying a single star for this establishment.

13th Oct 2011 | Nº 2

I know I will probably get all the over sensitive reviewers upset by typing that I don’t like this Christmas cartoon but everyone is entitled to their opinions on if they like or dislike a product so if you are the type of person who gets angry when people don’t like what you like or they like something you hate then perhaps you shouldn’t be reading these reviews if you are intolorant of differences of opinions. In my opinion and I’m not saying that my opinion is the only opinion that matters but I’m just personally saying that I thought that Leprechaun’s Christmas Gold was terrible. I’m Irish and I while I definitely liked the idea of an Irish Christmas cartoon I have to agree with the review that asked what the heck this has to do with Christmas except for a Christmas tree? What the heck does a Banshee have to do with Christmas?

I know I will probably get all the over sensitive reviewers upset by typing that I don’t like this Christmas cartoon but everyone is entitled to their opinions on if they like or dislike a product so if you are the type of person who gets angry when people don’t like what you like or they like something you hate then perhaps you shouldn’t be reading these reviews if you are intolorant of differences of opinions. In my opinion and I’m not saying that my opinion is the only opinion that matters but I’m just personally saying that I thought that Leprechaun’s Christmas Gold was terrible. I’m Irish and I while I definitely liked the idea of an Irish Christmas cartoon I have to agree with the review that asked what the heck this has to do with Christmas except for a Christmas tree? What the heck does a Banshee have to do with Christmas?

12th Oct 2011 | Nº 7

McDonald’s - Worst service ever

Washington, NC

Worst service ever if you go there while they are full of people……..THEY HAVE THE WORST SERVICE THEY WILL LET U HAVE OTHA FOLKS ORDERS………ok now listen about this because I ordered a Mc Double with NO CHEESE NO PICKLES NO ONIONS OR ANYTHING SO BASICALLY JUST THE TWO PATTYS AND THE BREAD but anyway I ordered three times 1st time they got it wrong 2nd time THEY LOST THE ORDER AND I GOT MY MONEY BACK…….3RD TIME I GAVE THEM ONE LAST CHANCE AND ORDERED AGAIN AND I SAID PLAIN AND THEY JUSS PUT ONIONS AND PICKLES AND KETCHUP AND MUSTARD AND THEY JUSS SCRAPED CHEESE OFF THEY BURGER I WAS LIKE THIS IS JUSS BUT LIKE WTF WRONG WITH THIS NO HELPING STANK MCDONALD’S FOLKS I WAS SO LIKE FREAKN UPSET IT WAS RIDICULOUS.